So, wait, the sandwich will give me oral sex? Or are you calling the girl 'it'?
Hey, what the hell are you calling security for? I know my rights! I read the box DON'T TASE ME BRO
"No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you, no matter how terribly I may scream, do not open this door or you will undo everything I have worked for. Do you understand? Do not open this door." - "Let me out!"
I have no idea if that guy on the right is wearing pants and that is freaking me out.
I have no idea what's going on here. If this is a real exercise, let me know in the comments!
Strange, she keeps calling me too and then my phone dies. I wonder if they're connected?
I assure you, if anyone is NOT having a great summer, it's me. Your yearbook.
I just wanted to chill and now I'm thinking about something awkward that happened to me in 2011
I told you that naked Russian woman on the back of the bike was going to fall!