If you don't drink a two liter of Mountain Dew every day, then I don't know what you are but you are not a man.
Timmy, did you turn up the thermostat again just so Olivia would take her shirt off?
If you shattered a scale by stepping on it, I stand corrected. You are having exactly as bad a day as these people.
“Hello, I Have Your Ball. Meet Me By The Concession Stand If You Want To See It Again.”
Medical Sea Pack: In case you get injured or must survive days away from a doctor, you'll want to pick up a mini medical kit. Again, one that is built for ocean survival.