Whatever is on your armrest is yours to do with what you like. Airplane rules.
This is what happens when you let your toddler pick out your tattoo colors.
Did they go to a tattoo artist and say 'I would like one bad tattoo please?'
What is the first word that pops in your head when you look at this photograph?
What is the first word that pops into your head when you see this picture?
When you run out of TP, you wipe ya carmel drizzle on the counter I guess.
That look you give when your woman says “you sound just like your mother.”
My girlfriend likes me more when I have a beard than when I don't have a beard.
When you literally cut the matching tattoo you got with your ex off your body.