Hey man, if it'll get you to your cousins house for some turkey, so be it.
When you think you’re strong and indestructible but one a small one-man fighter could penetrate your outer defense and destroy you.
A game where you pull boogers out of a man's nose is not as fun as a Fidget Spinner.
This guy doesn't need you to make fun of his paint mess. He needs you to help him clean up his paint mess. Sorry, paint man. I have failed you.
Compass: One of the foundations of survival packs, the compass will point you where you need to go for help. However, you need to know how to read a compass. It is astounding how many humans cannot do this.
Hahaha, good one R3-D3. You sure had some fun things to say about these bad Star Wars tattoos. This is Duke SkySurfer again. May the 4th be with you, everyone!
You only become a true man when you rip one of your own arms off and replace it with a robot.
Stone Arrowheads: You can pick these up online and with some thread and sticks, make great hunting and defense companions. But a word of caution - be smart about the size of the ones you try and put in your carry-on.
Mirror: Any small piece of mirror will do when you are trying to signal rescue planes above, but we prefer the ones that look like cookies.