When you find out your girlfriend is insane after she introduces you to her parents.
That’s right, apparently girls are now wearing duct tape to go out clubbing.
Listen kid, if you don't figure this out right now a lot of people will die. We're counting on you.
When you get married, next thing ya know a baby will fly right out of your woman.
The one on the right wasn’t working out if you know what we mean. She just woke up.
Would you let your daughter or girlfriend go out in public wearing nothing but tape?
When you need a good excuse to get out of going to church with your parents.
This is what your parents paid for you to go to college for, right? Getting fucked up in a field for three days at a music festival and rolling around in glitter?
If you are too lazy to hold your phone to your ear, you are probably too lazy to go out and buy a cellphone holder for your head.
That awkward moment you go to your friend’s house and find out they are into Doctor Who.