Her Stomach is Yuge!: Lot of people have been saying that's my baby in there
My girlfriend likes me more when I have a beard than when I don't have a beard.
…she says that her current looks have given her confidence, which is something she didn’t have when she was younger.
Which is why when I say I love this threat on my life, I really don't like it.
Oh, cute. A baby! ... God, I hope I'm not being offensive with these assumptions.
Ladies love honey, right? I made my girlfriend pancakes once and she asked for honey instead of syrup.
Debate: Her body is proof there IS a God or that there is no God because she exists and we can’t have her?
When people find out her real age, she says she gets bombarded with questions on how she kept such youthful looks.