‘She said, ‘If you talked to another person the way you talked to yourself, you would seem like the most horrible, nasty person…’
‘I wanted to be a role model to everyone who has dwarfism. If you have a dream, go for it and never give up.’
‘I'm like, no way, that person isn't good looking. What are you talking about?'
Oh look, the media telling more LIES. What did you expect from Stinky Feet Fred?
“All who enter will never return.” The litter-box smell down there will knock you out!
If you could never look at porn again would you eat this Buffalo Chicken Grilled Cheese Sandwich?
Why try to make your face look thinner when you can scrunch up like a turtle and look like a pancake.
‘When I walk down the street with my hair in a long ponytail, hot pink lipstick, shades, jeans and a crop-top, girls say 'Oh my god, you look just like Barbie...'
It would be moronic to shell out to custom tailor a dress when you could just find a girl who fits.
When you need to hide your liquor from roommates who never do the dishes.jpg