This dog became a D.A.R.E. officer. They can't talk and humans can't understand barks, so they're talks at public schools weren't very effective.
When your friendly neighborhood dumpster man gets mad you aren't throwing away blunt roaches anymore.
This woman offered blowjobs to three officers in exchange for getting out of a ticket.
This girl refused a jaywalking ticket and assaulted an officer with her high heel. Winning.
When you could go to the beach and not worry about what's happening at the office.