Statements most people wouldn’t post on Facebook that became tattoos… classy!
I have problems that are so complex, even the most genius programmers would have trouble solving them.
'If these help break the perception that most people have flat stomachs around the clock, then I'll continue to post them,' she wrote on one photo.
People would stop getting lost in the woods if they just labeled the exit! Finally!
‘My husband always says I'm beautiful, and most people are kind and positive on Instagram, but there are those few people that have their own negative opinions.’
To get more people to the zoo they started having a guy get eaten by a crocodile at 12 and 2.
Any more inches on that flat screen and he’d have to get a WIDE LOAD sign on his scooter.
'Girl I was friends with in HS started having a drug problem, got her daughter taken away by using her as a drug mule essentially, and then attends an outpatient program. Posted this gem this morning when she failed a drug test.'