'I like attention and fueling racial divides, so here I am please love me.'
A girl I went to high school with loved this book, so I imagine all women do, right?
My parents never told me they love me so the way I lash out at the world is by laughing at other people's lowest moments. ROFLCOPTER.
I went to WSU and am not a fan of UW, so this was mostly done out of spite.
'Nobody loves me except CAKE.' (said as she collapses in a puddle of tears.)
‘…it's such a sexy look. People stare at me in the street and I love the way I stand out.'
'Before I found out that I wanted to become a pilot, I graduated in economics and while I was in university I went on a family trip to Australia…’
I love Star Wars as much as I hate graffiti so if you add that to my love for comedy, I'm okay with this.
'I found some tanning foam while I was in the bathroom and put a stripe on my wrist. Liked it so much I did my arms and legs. Nobody was amused but me. I think it lasted a couple months.'