Probably because he's so old he invested in Ford when it was still a private company?
Come on, we're not the MOST hated company on the internet. It's not like we're Comcast.
Some people are at the company a LONG time before they get their own parking spot.
OK, this is technically for a car company but is fashionable enough to be included here
This is a company that comes to your house to remove unwanted facial hair.
When you're stoned, you're totally okay not ever wearing a bra in front of company.