This is how my boss told me to park Fed Ex trucks. He's been fired for a while now.
'I recently visited my sister who shared her favorite childhood photo of me - the time I married my giant stuffed Pikachu, Ricky.'
Carol promised everyone she wasn’t going to drink at her sister’s wedding.
Some people put a ribbon on their antenna to find their car in the parking lot…
When people in Florida “forget” where they parked, it’s usually an alligator that ate the car.