I need to get in the cardboard cutout business, they make a killing on prom night.
We've got a man down here. And by man I mean donut. Get it? All right, that's my time.
I knocked as hard as I could, but my hands are literally made of soft bread.
Tell my wife I love her. Also, I forgot to mention that my wife is Alanis Morissette.
What's that? I'm sorry. My Irony Aid is knocking at my door. Apparently King Star Wars from the Star Wars Kingdom wants my head on a lightsaber.
Man Calmly Sipping Tea On The Bottom Of The Ocean But That’s None Of My Business
“I thought that it wouldn’t be possible to get my body back after pregnancy."
Did I overstep my military might by attempting to take over Sarcasm Kingdom with my Irony Forces? Perhaps.
My doctor says if I keep eating fails, he'll have to cut off one of my seven feet.
High waisted pants on a man never look good, but that Sailor Moon jacket is something I can get behind.