'Can you cut my slice in half, Yes, exactly like that. That's what I meant. Good job. I hate you.'.
‘I remember as a child I would scotch tape the tip of my nose to my forehead because I wanted a nose like all of the other girls.’
I don't own any hand towels but my girlfriend does. I think that means that women at least like hand towels or am I just a slob?
Full disclosure, I am a man. I'm mainly basing these images off of what popular culture and my girlfriend taught me that women like.
‘My first weight loss was because of today's society. I wanted to look like those models on the TV and I thought that I can reach that size only by not eating anything.’
‘Despite my parents telling me I looked beautiful, I would get into the bathtub and try to lighten my skin by scrubbing it with a loofah, because all the girls I knew had lighter complexions.’
'I run a tight ship here. All of my cake makers have to know the difference between what a customer is saying and what they want on their cake. Do you think you can handle that?'