As that one guy on Yelp, I resent my words being used as an advertisement.
This only took one minute to clean, but I stood on a chair to grab the sign and I fell, badly spraining my back.
This sign is stupid and that idiocy is like a sweet syrup for my fail dinner.
My knowledge of what is and isn't a chalk sign is why they hired me at Break
Oh great, parmesan cheese, ketchup and bread. That's my favorite type of pizza.
Your childhood favorite snack will come rushing back -- as this Soda comes rushing back up.
Hello, my name is King Sarcasm. I hate all of these sarcastic and funny signs.