‘I’ve traveled with different types of guys, but I didn’t have sexual relations with all of them.’
'Thanks Grandma, now tell me some other lies like that my parents love me and I wasn't adopted.'
‘I walk my dog in the park for 30 minutes every day. This is one of the best things that I do all day as he loves it and I love it too,’ Carolyn explains.
“There are a lot of guys who want my number but I just smile and laugh it off.”
'This is what I got from my dear Grandma for christmas last year. It’s a paper pug that you assemble, and basically just sits there. It’s supposed to be “all the fun of a real dog without the mess!''
Most of the women I know watch reruns of this show all the time. I also know a lot of men that love it so maybe this doesn't belong here? I don't know.
Chelsea Handler's sex tape alternates between her having sex and performing stand-up. Of the video, she said 'I put it on an audition tape for a comedy club...I've been showing it at birthday parties for fucking years.'