Something about this seems insane. Maybe it's the meatloaf? Yeah, sure. Let's go with that.
‘I wasn't happy with myself; where I was in life and how things were going.’
If you don’t want to get fired for your looks, go work at KFC where everyone is ugly, THAT’LL even the playing field for ya.
There you go, Revenge Bot, flying off the handle again. No one needs to know about the time you magnetized your ex or your addiction to transmission fluid.