This lion is what happens when Simba from The Jungle Book eats a full crate of PEDs
This person is named Dave and they're tired of people drinking their iced tea. Their friend who is also named Dave couldn't take a hint.
Wilder was probably best known for his role as Wily Wonka, a man with a factory full of Oompa Loompas.
Raleigh-Durham, NC: Kevin Payne videotaped TSA agents giving his 10-year-old daughter a full body pat down. The reason? The security agents saw a cell phone in her bag they didn't like.
I want to tell you that you shouldn’t have that gun so close to your face, but also I’ll just keep my mouth shut because you’re pretty.