Days later, you wake on an island beach. How did you survive? Was it the butt?
If a man wore this on the beach, you'd think they were a dork. If a woman wears it, she's slightly more socially acceptable, but still a dork.
Behold. The butt! You went through many challenges to gaze upon it. Now you are stronger, wiser and more world traveled. May you remember this day for eons to come. The day you clicked through 29 images that aren't butts to see the one true butt. Huzzah!