Days later, you wake on an island beach. How did you survive? Was it the butt?
If a man wore this on the beach, you'd think they were a dork. If a woman wears it, she's slightly more socially acceptable, but still a dork.
When you want your butt to hurt even more from sitting at the computer all day.
When you're stoked to have 2 more days of taking molly and getting fucked up in a field with your franssss.