Bacon Apple Pie - The Loveless Cafe, Nashville - Nothing is more American than this awesomeness.
Found in China, the Taro Pie is like an apple pie, but with taro-root filling. It also does not look like a pie at all, so really it's not like an apple pie. I lied. I am sorry.
Is wearing an American flag as a one piece string bikini disrespectful toward those that died for our freedom? Nope!