Tire fires burn for a long time. You know what else is going to burn for a long time? The fallout from the 2016 Presidential Election.
'So, what is normal -- I believe normal is defined differently by everyone, but if the vast majority of people experience what's going on in these photos (which they do), then it's pretty normal!’
Guys, my Christmas tree keeps saying it’s going to exterminate me. What should I do?
‘Then I'd be like, 'First of all, do you think I have a giant vagina? What's wrong with you? That's rude. Secondly, no. Go away'.’
This is the door to the shed containing all of my tools that I'd use to clean this ... I ... I don't know what I'm going to do.