When your cow decides to be an ass and tear all the siding off your house.
‘Don’t listen to the naysayers, be your own person. Attitude is your most important asset. Life is not perfect, accept this and grab it with both hands.’
At least do something different if you're going to post all of your damn marathon pics.
You have to stay 10 feet away from the ponies on Assateague, even if they invade your personal space.
When you make your own goat legs for school but everyone's more concerned about the blackface.
Calm The Charge: While it may be the last thing on your mind, calmly standing your ground when a bear is charging can be the best attack deflector. If you get a bluff attack as a warning, stand, wave your hands, and talk calmly to the bear.
‘They don't understand why I am doing this and I say to them, 'How can you speak to your own daughter like that?''