I do this with my friends all the time. We call it 'bomb ball.' It's fun. You should try it.
In the soccer living room if you want to change the channel you have to get the ball past Dad first.
'The only requirement of this job is that you have the ability to see color. It says you do on your resume, so you're hired!'
Park like a dick so you can swing your huge set of balls out of the car like a pro.
“Hello, I Have Your Ball. Meet Me By The Concession Stand If You Want To See It Again.”
Pack Sled: How do I carry this, you ask? Take along a small pack sled you can pull behind you. It'll save you having to add 50 extra pounds to your pack.
Will the banana guard protect your banana? Yes. Do you have daily activities that endanger your banana? Not really. So do you need a banana guard? Again, no.
Wonderwoman in all her glory. No longer do you have to suspend disbelief for super power.