This man is drunk, but he could also be a vampire. Vampires sleep standing up, right? Regardless, watch out!
Dude's a genius. He gets to piss off his ex AND get some free porn out of it because she's dumb.
Our nation is in turmoil and our political parties could not be more divided but have no fear because Vice President has a bunny and that bunny has an Instagram account.
However, Dr. Rose doesn’t have a problem going forward regardless since he thinks the procedures will turn Claudia into a ‘hyper beautiful’ woman.
Carl convinced her that he could tell her the future by looking at her bare vagina.