We found Waldo. So that's why he was so hard to find. He was dead the whole time.
When AT&T says the wires in your house are why your service is so poor but the you take a walk and find this.
'I've chosen the hard way that's why it took me so long to get to the point I am now.’
Stare at your computer so much why don’t your frame it and hang it on the wall.
Park like a dick so you can swing your huge set of balls out of the car like a pro.
When you toot so hard it feels like you’re going to poo a hole through your chest.
His Mom regretted asking him “Why don’t you marry your Xbox if you like it so much?”