Just kidding! PT Cruisers aren't manly! I tricked you with a man trick! HaHA!
If man had a uniform of manliness, that outfit would be one-quarter chainmail.
'To truly experience manhood, one must break something with a sledgehammer.' - Chapter 2, page 100 of the book of man.
If you didn't cry at the end of the game Metal Gear Sold 3 then consider your man card revoked.
You only become a true man when you rip one of your own arms off and replace it with a robot.