When people in Florida “forget” where they parked, it’s usually an alligator that ate the car.
Gotta figure out where to put the mother in law when she says she's moving in.
When you finally catch a unicorn, you best keep it on the roof of your car.
When you're at that age where you don't know what the hell to do to impress people.
What was the coolest thing you wanted to do as a kid when you became an adult?
However, when we do the same thing for the mirror man, people get upset. #DoubleStandards