He just managed to survive in another human's body but can't understand why he has to go to bed so early.
Reddit had a field day with this photo of a dog wearing stilts for some reason.
Something tells me he’s a dad and his kids are sick of him wearing that around the house
The Baby Leg Lasso, for when your kid is the one who wears the (metaphorical) pants
Those are your kids: they started wearing cat costumes so you’d spend time with them.
Viking Steve hated when the neighborhood kids knocked on his door and ran off.
Immersion Suit: Sure, you'll probably need an extra suitcase by now, but this suit is awesome. Keeps you warm, afloat and wearing bright colors to signal those looking for you.
Paracord and Straps: Paracord can be used for a gazillion things and you can wear it as necklaces or bracelets for easy packing. And bring some straps for your hat, sunglasses, etc.