If you want cute, heart shaped skin cancer then you'll really dig this bikini bottom.
It's too late for me, but your take away from this should be to not launder money.
For when you're rich enough for a baller paint job but too poor for the car you want.
'The South Australia government has taken over and don't want girls who are too sexy.
Don’t want to think about what they make the fish do in the bedroom, whoops too late!
Detroit, MI: Thomas Sawyer is a bladder cancer survivor and was selected for a good ole TSA frisking. He warned them about handling his urine-filled bag too roughly. They ignored him, breaking the bag. He was covered in urine the rest of his trip.