This cool dude wanted to spend $20 on a haircut, but he changed his mind and instead spent that money on glow sticks and MDMA.
This dude could have spent $20 on a haircut but instead he spent that on $20 worth of honey which he then smeared on his scalp.
This dude was about to spend $20 on a haircut when he decided that his money would be better spent on a year's supply of toothpicks.
By his senior year he will be one of those kids that legally separated from their parents.
This man used the $20 he saved by cutting his own hair to buy a giant banner that says 'Parents Suck' which he hangs above his garage. Did I mention he's a grown man and not a teenager?
I would have given this kid an A if he didn't say 'this' twice at the bottom of the page.
This is from a movie called 'Edward Penis Hands' and it is exactly what you'd expect, except he has penises for hands instead of fingers. Like, I was hoping he'd have five dicks on each hand but sadly that was not the case.
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4. Murphy was awarded The Medal Of Honor for climbing on top of a burning tank and firing a .50 caliber machine gun at advancing Germans.