My girlfriend likes me more when I have a beard than when I don't have a beard.
Developed by Major Uzi Gaf, more than 10 million Uzi machine guns have been build since 1948.
Oddly enough, McNoodles are found in Austria rather than a dominantly Asian country. Sadly, they were a limited-time-only option and only lasted a few months.
At a certain age this burger becomes more appealing than having sex with a woman.
If I was an armadillo, I would want nothing more than to have a human kill me, hollow me out and turn me into a grill.