As long as there is chocolate somewhere on this thing, I'm not going to complain.
‘I don’t see it as such a big deal to have sex with married men. If they’re married and looking somewhere else, they’re not happy.’
When you go to the water park on your day off and everyone else had the same idea. FML.
If you are too lazy to hold your phone to your ear, you are probably too lazy to go out and buy a cellphone holder for your head.