Pepper Spray: Mace, pepper spray, wildlife repellent... they are all great at making a bear retreat. If you don't have any with you, read the other steps listed here.
All she got for presents was some tattoo writing; what do you think it says?
Food Supply: Bring enough food packets to keep you going for a few days. American Red Cross sells some great ones that are small, but loaded with what your body needs. Not sure if they have any beer packets, though...