The number one bicep exercise for men is to crush watermelons with your bare hands.
Moving into your college dorm with your 'ball map' because who knows what a globe is.
She’s doing that thing where you suck your tummy in super tight and then make it a bowling ball.
“Hello, I Have Your Ball. Meet Me By The Concession Stand If You Want To See It Again.”
Park like a dick so you can swing your huge set of balls out of the car like a pro.