These giant inflatable fists were pretty sweet, but I'm going to give the edge to Fidget Spinners because I've never heard of them giving someone a concussion.
This Glow Worm is so terrifying that it gives me nightmares. Fidget Spinners are just kind of annoying.
Rugrats was a great cartoon but I'm going to have to give it to Fidget Spinners here. They spin whereas this doll does nothing.
So, wait, the sandwich will give me oral sex? Or are you calling the girl 'it'?
In a pinch, you can use a Fidget Spinner as a weapon. Koosh balls, not so much.
Gak smells like discarded motor oil. Fidget Spinners smell like plastic and metal. Fidget Spinners? You win.
I don't even know what this is, but I can tell you it's worse than a Fidget Spinner.
At least you don't have to keep Fidget Spinners from dying, unlike Tamagotchi.