Just kidding, fedoras aren't manly. Hahaha, us men like to joke sometimes.
Carabiners aren't manly, but they can be used for rock climbing, which is manly.
Going bald is just a sign that your manly body doesn't have time for stupid kid hair anymore.
He’s got that eyebrow that’s like, “do you smeeeeeell what the Strange is cookin’?”
“That’s not a moon, it’s a … well I don’t know what it is. It’s definitely not a moon though.”
Since 'fidget spinners' aren't copyrighted to begin with, why not just use the damn name?