Sometimes I wonder if I'm getting revenge for things or if I'm just a jerk.
I'm sorry if I'm being pandering. I'm a man that was asked to write this. I'm just trying my best. Here's a makeup tutorial!
This is just the way this hipster dressed today, he didn’t know it was Coachella.
Some hipster’s nut sack wrapped in the flag: just the way the Founders wanted it?
‘I’m only on the website to travel and see the world. I’m not there to look for a sugar daddy.’
I'm just like the metal box on the left. I'm laughing, but also hurting because I am a cop.