Hello, I am a school teacher and I'm here to explain to you why these students aren't very good students.
I'm sorry if I'm being pandering. I'm a man that was asked to write this. I'm just trying my best. Here's a makeup tutorial!
‘My husband always says I'm beautiful, and most people are kind and positive on Instagram, but there are those few people that have their own negative opinions.’
Either a miracle or a disaster happened here, but I'm sure it involves the beer bottle in the background.
I think women love Sleater Kinney? Once again, I am a man. I'm firing blind here.
Lace gloves are a thing women love, right? Oh, god. I'm really stretching here.
…and shot back at all the negativity by saying ‘No dieting or extreme exercising here! I'm SOOOOOO glad you're not my nurse, EEK! You know what's scary…
‘Now I feel like I've achieved as close as I can to perfection, minus the little hiccups here and there, I'm happy with the way I look.’
In other words, Lure’s figure and complexion are fantastically unattainable for 66% (or two thirds, if you get what I’m saying here) of the American population.