I don't know what this swing did to deserve this, but I really want to know.
We all know what Tom Hanks’ character really did with Wilson on that island.
‘All I know is that we had each other’s backs at the time and did everything we could to support one another.’
…and if that doesn’t get you all hot and bothered, I don’t know what will.
'It says on your resume that you know how stairs work. That's all I need to hear. You're hired!'
'Under education, it says you graduated from Cheeseburger University. That's all the proof I need to know you know what a cheeseburger looks like.'
'I run a tight ship here. All of my cake makers have to know the difference between what a customer is saying and what they want on their cake. Do you think you can handle that?'
You know what? I don't think you guys are getting it. We want memes that make United look good, not bad.
'As a professional door installer, all I need is for you to know which direction doors open. It says on your resume that you are an expert in that area.'