It’s weird, but Santa is still legally required to put Christmas presents under this guy’s beard.
Guys, my Christmas tree keeps saying it’s going to exterminate me. What should I do?
Here’s a way to celebrate Christmas and also show the world you’re an alcoholic.
When this Christmas tree isn’t fighting crime, it goes by the name “Spruce Wayne.” Get it? Like a spruce tree? I’ll see myself out.
The ghosts in this version of Pac Man are definitely the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future.
This is really screwed up if you remember that books are made of dead trees.
Grandma was so excited to see the ocean for the first time, she forgot how to run.
Live next to a graveyard? Might as well spruce it up with some snow zombies!