If this is you, you should get tested for malaria. Also, I am sorry about the title of this gallery.
If your head was stuck in this bus stop, I am sorry. Sometimes you have to be hyperbolic on the internet.
Hello, I am an idiot and I am going to tell you how I think these non Photoshopped optical illusions really work. This lady clearly has the power of flight.
Hello, I am from five years in the future and I am here to tell you where these new grads ended up. This student is now a producer on The Daily Show!
Hello, my name is bookie. I am a talking, sentient yearbook. I am going to use this funny yearbook quote gallery to explain to you the horrors of my people.
Hello Break audience, it is I. Captain Obvious. I am going to tell you the obvious elements that make these Prom Fails, fails. That dress is not a good color for this teen. Fail.
You know what? This Bane Changing Station convinced me. I love funny vandalism so much that I am going to quit my job as a cop.