'Before I found out that I wanted to become a pilot, I graduated in economics and while I was in university I went on a family trip to Australia…’
Every man has access to a good old fashion swimming hole. If you don't, I mean, are you a man?
‘Before, whenever I looked in the mirror all I could think was that I needed a bigger butt…’
Amount of time left to catch up binge watching Game Of Thrones before someone ruins it for you.
“Sure, I don’t care if you take acid before starting my Yoda tattoo. What a weird question.”
If you can't walk in heels the day before, you can't walk in them the day of.