'So, what is normal -- I believe normal is defined differently by everyone, but if the vast majority of people experience what's going on in these photos (which they do), then it's pretty normal!’
'Babe I don't know what happened, I was at the aquarium looking at the octopus when ALL OF A SUDDEN...'
When I was a cop, I hated when people tampered with alarms, now I can just laugh and laugh.
They offered to buy the whole office breakfast today. I wonder what it is!
‘But I hated my small A cup boobs. I didn't like myself or the way I looked. I had an inferiority complex.’