Burbank, CA: They always warn us - no drugs, live animals, firearms or applesauce. Nadine Kay Hays tried taking her 93-year-old mom's applesauce cooler through security and argued with TSA. It landed her behind bars.
San Diego, CA: Don't touch my junk! became a national catch phrase after John Tyner said it while refusing a TSA pat down. When he decided not to travel and left the security line, TSA claimed they were going to sue him.
City Unknown: Carolyn Durand said when a TSA agent patted her down, she put her hands in her underwear and searched around. Durand claimed it was worse than going to the gynecologist. Might be time to get a new doctor...
If a barber said 'I'm going to shave this dog, but if you want I will shave you instead,' I would take that deal. Anything for a dog.
Whenever I throw a Halloween party, everyone always fights over the left cheek.
The guy wearing boxes was a little freaked out when a Terminator showed up to take him up on it.
Don't get me wrong I will still try to go back to sleep for that last remaining minute.
I don't think comparing us to a police state is the right way to go with this. Good try, though!
Whenever I go to a retro party, the ladies always get more elaborate with their outfit then the men. Does that mean women love dressing retro? I don't know!
Guys, my Christmas tree keeps saying it’s going to exterminate me. What should I do?