Chainsaws are pretty manly. I don't think I need to elaborate more on that.
'I have nothing more to add to this matter. I stand by my original statements.'
I need more context to know if this tombstone is hilarious or not. A-plus-plus!
He said I should eat more successes because they are better for my monster digestion.
‘I don't have to stress anymore, I don't need to look for the next best thing, I'm eating more than I ever have and I feel freaking good.’
If I was an armadillo, I would want nothing more than to have a human kill me, hollow me out and turn me into a grill.
These women are wearing their hair buns slightly different. What more proof do I need?