That time Alex Jones tried selling a supplement using before and after photos where the only difference is that he's more red.
I need more context to know if this tombstone is hilarious or not. A-plus-plus!
‘I share my stories because I want to encourage more women to keep up exercising for a more beautiful and confident self.’
I know two or three women with red Mini Coopers. Is that a coincidence or a trend? I have no idea!
'I have nothing more to add to this matter. I stand by my original statements.'
'I don't ask for much from my employees. Just that they be trees and know where they're supposed to grow. You seem like a smart tree, I think I can trust you.'
My girlfriend likes me more when I have a beard than when I don't have a beard.