'Thanks Grandma, now tell me some other lies like that my parents love me and I wasn't adopted.'
'I like attention and fueling racial divides, so here I am please love me.'
‘I try daily to not let it get me down and make me feel a less of a person and define me.’
My girlfriend likes me more when I have a beard than when I don't have a beard.
'I found some tanning foam while I was in the bathroom and put a stripe on my wrist. Liked it so much I did my arms and legs. Nobody was amused but me. I think it lasted a couple months.'