If Hugh Jackman agreed to be Wolverine in one more film, I hope it is this.
Sneezing while marching? That's grounds for a discharge if I ever saw one.
The best Harry Potter cosplay I’ve ever seen, though I hope that’s a fresh toilet seat.
When your cooking is shit but only one person is willing to tell you the truth.
I think a baby getting robbed is hilarious, but no one can know because I'm a cop again.
And this is me. I am a bird that rides the subway. I hope you enjoyed my image gallery. Caw!
One hand in the stink and one hand in a bucket of chicken, if they ever realize they need to go inside to order.
I think women love Sleater Kinney? Once again, I am a man. I'm firing blind here.
‘Pic on the right is after losing almost 100 lbs. in 2012. It was one of the first times I had ever allowed anyone to take a picture of me in a bikini.’