I don't know what this swing did to deserve this, but I really want to know.
“That’s not a moon, it’s a … well I don’t know what it is. It’s definitely not a moon though.”
'Under education, it says you graduated from Cheeseburger University. That's all the proof I need to know you know what a cheeseburger looks like.'
'I don't know what toilet seats are for.' - The person that installed this toilet seat.