What, you couldn't even bother to try and dress up like Melania or Ivanka?
A great costume if you don't have any interest in making eye contact with people.
I'm sure your kid's exact words were 'Make me something retarded for Halloween,' riiight.
When you thought Honey Boo-Boo couldn't get worse and then they dressed up as the Kardashians for Halloween.
'I was tired of boring slutty Halloween costumes, so I went as Dumblewhore.'
'In 1994, I told my dad I wanted to be an ear for Halloween. He really came through.'